MEET MY CHARACTER
The names Kendall, Tom Kendall. I’m the
creation of my good friend John.
I just thought you might like to know
something about me. So, what do
you want to know? How old I am, and where I was born, stuff like that? Well I’m
the right side of forty. You guess which side that is. I was brought up in New
York, on the east side. I went to Brook Street School. Miss Lacey, she was my teacher. She was small,
but she was tough. You didn’t cross her. Discipline you see, that’s the answer,
discipline. You don’t get that now. I got a coupla whacks with the cane. I
deserved it, so no complaints. Never did me no harm. Anyway, after school I had
a few dead-end jobs, working in a store stacking shelves, cleaning cars, things
like that. Then I joined the New York Police Department. I was 17, almost 18. My father had been a Police Sergeant with the
22nd Precinct, and so had his father before him. Even my uncle had been a
police officer in Chicago.
Okay, so I joined the police force. I guess in some
ways I felt I had to, what with Dad, and Gramps. I wasn’t a great police
officer I have to say. My bosses said I was a bit too laid back, and not ready
for promotion. Looking back, I guess they were right. Oh sure I solved crimes,
and brought in the villains, but I hated all of the rules and regulations. You
know, the paperwork. Everything to be in triplicate. Used to drive me crazy. I
always thought I could do better on my own, you know. Less restrictions. Well
that’s what I thought anyway. Perhaps it was me, too stubborn, thought I knew
best. Who knows? Anyway, as I say I thought I could do better on my own and
decided to set up as a Private Detective. My good friend, John – do you know
John by the way? Another time. In the meantime, John can tell the story of me
becoming a Private detective a lot better than me. Take a look at “Kendall”.
It’s all in there. How I left the Police
Department, and how I set up my detective agency. Did I have some great ideas
then. The Kendall Detective Agency was up and running. Well it was up at least,
but it was barely walking. What I needed was a client or three. Back then, I
had really big ideas, you know. I was only going to take certain cases. The
important ones, the ones that would command big fees. The rich husband keeping
tabs on his wife; or the wealthy wife looking for a way to dump her good for
nothing husband. Well we don’t always get what we want do we? Life doesn’t
always deal the cards right. What did I get? Well there was the usual missing
husband. But he wasn’t rich, and he wasn’t missing, he was just keeping out of
sight. So I started a round of surveillance jobs – old fashioned spying to you,
butting my nose in where it wasn’t wanted. Not very nice I know, but it paid
the bills.
It was then that I met up with John. He had
published his first novel, “The Thackery Journal”, a wartime story about hidden
gold, a few months earlier, and was writing a novel involving political
corruption, “The Mackenzie Dossier”. I joined his story in Chapter 5, I think
it was. A young research worker had been found dead. Just a dreadful accident they
all said, except the man’s mother who was convinced that it was murder, So,
reluctantly, I decided to investigate. John wrote all the details down, so take
a look -
You know being a private eye ain’t no fun I can
tell you. It means spending a lot of time on your own, in the cold or the rain,
just waiting and watching. It can be a very lonely life. A lot of people have
asked me if I am a lonely person. Well I’ve got no family, not any more. Dad died back in 1996, and mum
she left us about four years ago. I think I’ve got a cousin in Oregon, or
somewhere, haven’t heard from her for years. Probably wouldn’t know her if I
passed her in the street. So now apart from Mike, you know Mike’s Bar, the one
relationship I value most must be Mollie, my business partner. Oh it’s not one
of those sentimental relationships, and I tell you I would not admit this to
her, so you keep it quiet. Truth be known I’d never manage without her. I mean
not only does she make great coffee, and keep the office organised, we talk a
lot, you know. And she comes up with all kinds of ideas. She lifts my spirit
when I’m low. She is one good friend. Then there is Detective Terrence Devaney.
We spar around a lot, you know, but we are great friends. And there is one
other special relationship, and that’s my friendship with John. He writes down
all of my cases you know. It was my idea, and don’t let anyone tell you
different, but I don’t have the time to record everything so John does it for
me. So far there are eight Kendall novels. By the way you might be wondering
why, when my name is Tom Kendall, I only use my surname. It’s simple really.
Back in the Department there were several guys called Tom. If someone called
out for Tom, half the office would look up. So we all agreed to use our
surnames only. Guess the idea sort of stuck.
Any of you into health. I mean you know healthy
eating, and alternative medicines. Molly – you know Molly, she’s my business
partner – she is really into healthy foods. To me one of the truly great things
to come out of the US of A is the cheeseburger, with lashings of onions, and
French fries. Now Mollie she’s always trying to get me to eat healthy. She
thinks I could lose a pound or three. Can’t say I’ve noticed anything myself.
Anyway she wants me to change my diet. Cut out the carbs, whatever they are,
and have tuna salads, and grilled chicken, things like that. Okay, so I’ve
tried it. It’s okay, I guess, but it’ll never take the place of real food.
Talking about health, have you ever wondered about the big pharmaceutical
companies? I mean are they really
interested in your health? Do they really want to cure you? Or is it just about
making money. Lots of money. A couple of years back I was asked to investigate the death of a young
newspaper reporter. The evidence showed quite clearly that it was an accident:
a simple, dreadful accident. That was the finding of the coroner and the local
police. Furthermore, there were two witnesses. They saw the whole thing. But
was it an accident, or was it something more sinister? The thing is the guy
died in the car park owned by one of the largest drug companies in the country.
I won’t tell you what happens, but you can check the whole thing, John wrote it
all down in “Epidemic”
I’m always being asked about
my view on life. What I think is right, and what’s wrong, things like that. Do I have a moral code I live by? Why anyone
should want my opinion though, I’ll never know. Maybe it’s because of my job.
I’m mean I mix with some pretty unsavory characters you know. There’s a lot of nasty guys out
there who have power and exert it for their own purposes. People like
blackmailers, kidnappers, murderers, and all kinds of low life. Keeping
tabs on them is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. So maybe my opinion is worthwhile after all.
In my
world there are only two kinds of people, the good guys and the bad guys. It’s
my job to catch the bad guys and put them away. Simple as that. Do I have a
moral code? Sure I do, doesn’t everyone? What is right is right, and what is
wrong is wrong. I don’t do no harm to anybody, and I give to charity ... well
occasionally I give to charity, especially children and animals. I suppose to be absolutely honest I’m not that spiritual
though. I mean I don’t go to Church or anything like that. Oh weddings, and
funerals certainly, but I don’t do the Sunday morning thing. Mind you I do have
a belief that there is a God. He’s saved my hide a few times I can tell you. I
guess I should be more appreciative, maybe the occasional visit would be
something I should consider. I’ll give that some thought.
Someone asked me what I thought was my strengths and weaknesses. Though
why anyone should be interested is a mystery, but I’ll give it a shot. Mum used
to say I was stubborn, as stubborn as a mule, and twice as ugly. I never
believed her. I mean twice as ugly, come on, no one’s that bad. But yes, I
guess I am stubborn. Some consider me to be irritating, because I never stop,
you know. Once I get an idea in my head, wild horses couldn’t tear it from me.
I’ll hang on to that idea until I’m proved wrong four different ways, and even
then I’d be reluctant to change my mind. I’m also loyal and determined. I’m methodical, I
take my time. I mean what’s the rush. You need to be right. What do they say
about acting in haste? Dad was methodical. He’d think things out and argue with
himself. I do that, until I’m sure, then I act. As for weaknesses, well I am
rather partial to a double cheeseburger and onions, and I do like those little
chocolate cookies you get, do you know the ones I mean. Oh, and ….. yes, I
know, that’s not the kind of weakness you had in mind. It’s the best I can come
up with though. But if you really want to know what I’m like you should have a
talk with Mike, but just don’t believe everything he tells you …. Know what I
mean. This is Mike’s bar.
You remember we were
talking about health, and the Pharmaceutical companies. I told you that my
secretary, Mollie, was into healthy living. Well, she’s also a great believer
in alternative therapies. Things like Amgydalin B17, and Essiac. Yes, I know I
never heard them before either. But they are anti-cancer. There are many
others, I mean just check them out on Google. Naturally the drug companies
wouldn’t agree, and they go to great lengths to suppress this kind of
information. Which leads me nicely on to one of my recent cases. I don’t know
if you’ve seen anything about it, but during the first few months of 2015 there
were a number of reports of doctors going missing in Florida and Georgia. More
worrying were the reports of doctors dying in mysterious circumstances. Some
deaths were judged to be suicides; while others were claimed to be as a result
of accidents. But many of these deaths were shown to be much more sinister.
Many were shown to be the result of deliberate killings. In other words, the
doctors were murdered. There were three things all of these doctors had in
common. Firstly, they were all cancer specialists. Secondly, they all practiced
alternative therapies. Thirdly, they were all highly critical of the
pharmaceutical companies. John suggested that I got involved and do a bit of
detective work. It wasn’t long before I was up to my neck in dead doctors. As
usual John wrote down all of the details. It’s all there in “Diagnosis Murder”.
Check it out, let me know what you think –
Just lately I’ve been
working for an insurance company. A couple of paintings had gone missing.
Valued at three million each. Can you imagine a little picture costing so much?
I mean I like pictures but come on. I’ve got a print of some yellow flowers,
Sunflowers I think they are, some Dutch guy painted them. I got it in Walmart,
nine ninety-nine plus tax. Okay so the frame was a bit more. But it’s nice. Anyway,
these paintings have disappeared, and I’m supposed to investigate, and get them
back. That was the plan. Then somebody gets murdered, and then there’s another
murder. Looks like somebody’s practicing The Art of Murder. Clever title I
thought, my idea. Okay, so it was John’s idea, but who’s keeping score.
Well that’s it for now.
Be seeing you!
Well at least Kendall gave me some credit, got to be grateful for that I guess. I bet he never thanked Julie for the opportunity. As usual he leaves things like that up to me. Julie, on behalf of Kendall, and myself, very, very, many thanks, for featuring us. Hope you enjoyed it.
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