Thursday, May 29, 2014

This Is Timothy

I Hate Timothy


About two weeks ago, I noticed a #spider in my office#window. As I got up to" get rid of it," my youngest daughter, Katerina said, "That's Timothy! Don't #kill Timothy!" She then proceeded to reassure me that she would "safely" remove the#arachnid, "#releasing him to the wild from which he came." Although I was #annoyed, I agreed not to kill "Timothy."
The attached picture is a #photo of Timothy from TODAY! Although I keep threatening him, telling him he is #evicted, that little bastard won't go away! To make matters worse, my daughter is still #protecting him! 
I'm about to spray both of them with #Raid!

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